The Jobert Sucaldito "Cucumber" Issue!

Showbiz reporter and one of the hosts of ABS-CBN's "The Buzz"  Mr. Jobert Sucaldito is currently recovering from a successful surgery at the Capitol Medical Center in Quezon City. According to reports, Jobert undergone a emergency surgery to remove a large piece of cucumber that got stuck in his rectum!

News said that the host was brought in the hospital Sunday night after complaining an "extreme" pain in his bottom.      

This was not the first time that Jobert involved in this similar issue. We may recall that in 2009, Jobert also undergone a rectal surgery when a piece of "something" was recovered from his stomach. Now, Jobert experienced the same!

Here is the report of The Web Magazine regarding the "Jobert Sucaldito Pipino Scandal." It reads:

X-rays subsequently revealed that a broken piece of cucumber, about five inches in length, had gotten lodged into the lower end of his large intestine.

It was not immediately clear how the cucumber got there.

The surgeons who operated on Sucaldito were tight-lipped and refused to discuss his case with media, citing doctor-patient confidentiality. Oddly enough, they all looked like they were trying vainly to keep from laughing and refused to look reporters in the eye.

Members of Sucaldito’s household who declined to be named said they recovered the other half of the cucumber, also five inches in length, in Sucaldito’s bedroom.

They said it had “bite marks” and was in a “soggy” state.

Besides the cucumber, they said they also found “a bottle of Johnson’s baby oil, pictures of scantily clad men, and lots of tissue paper.”

Reached by phone, Sucaldito said he is fine and will be discharged from hospital soon. He explained that it was all an accident.

“Gumagawa kasi ako ng salad. Napaupo ako dun sa chair e meron palang pipino dun na patayo ang pusisyon. Basta, mabilis kasi ang mga pangyayari (I was making a salad. I sat on a chair but there was a cucumber there in an upright position. Everything just happened so fast)” he said.

Reports were courtesy of:  

Get well soon Jobert! We're glad that your operation was successful. ( 

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  1. Nxt time kasi finger nalang gamitin mo parang yung classmate namin si philip